{"product_id":"i-only-have-a-kitchen-because-it-came-with-the-house-decorative-cutting-board-funny-kitchen-dec","title":"I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With the House – Sarcastic Kitchen Decor","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor decorative display only. Not intended for cutting or food preparation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome of us inherited a kitchen with the house, not a passion for cooking! This sarcastic little statement makes a hilarious housewarming gift for someone who'd rather order takeout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI only have a kitchen because it came with the house!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the person whose kitchen is more for looks than cooking, this decorative bamboo paddle board adds the perfect touch of humor to the room they never asked for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the funny saying I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With the House along with a charming floral colander design, this UV printed board combines sarcastic humor with a pretty farmhouse-inspired look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUV printed, it’s perfect whether displayed on a countertop, hung on a wall, or given as a housewarming or hostess gift, it’s sure to make everyone smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBoard info:\u003cbr\u003e~ approx. overall size: 13 1\/2\" x 7\" x 1\/2\" thick paddle shaped bamboo cutting board with handle\u003cbr\u003e~ Design is uv printed directly to board\u003cbr\u003e~ Decorative use only. This cutting board should not be used to cut or serve food.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Run Wild Engraving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51501567606951,"sku":"haveakitchen","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/8633\/files\/il_fullxfull.8638232296_jvxn.jpg?v=1791834978","url":"https:\/\/www.runwildengraving.com\/products\/i-only-have-a-kitchen-because-it-came-with-the-house-decorative-cutting-board-funny-kitchen-dec","provider":"Run Wild Engraving \u0026 UV Printing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}