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Decorative bamboo paddle board with humorous lettering and the words “I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With the House”.
Decorative bamboo paddle board with humorous lettering and the words “I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With the House”.

I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With the House – Sarcastic Kitchen Decor

$ 28.99

For decorative display only. Not intended for cutting or food preparation.

Some of us inherited a kitchen with the house, not a passion for cooking! This sarcastic little statement makes a hilarious housewarming gift for someone who'd rather order takeout.

I only have a kitchen because it came with the house!

For the person whose kitchen is more for looks than cooking, this decorative bamboo paddle board adds the perfect touch of humor to the room they never asked for.

Featuring the funny saying I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With the House along with a charming floral colander design, this UV printed board combines sarcastic humor with a pretty farmhouse-inspired look.

UV printed, it’s perfect whether displayed on a countertop, hung on a wall, or given as a housewarming or hostess gift, it’s sure to make everyone smile.

Board info:
~ approx. overall size: 13 1/2" x 7" x 1/2" thick paddle shaped bamboo cutting board with handle
~ Design is uv printed directly to board
~ Decorative use only. This cutting board should not be used to cut or serve food.

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